This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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