Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I love how my cats smell like pot.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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