It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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