I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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