Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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