We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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