So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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