we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Is Oprah even human
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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