Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
