I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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