You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
