We won't sleep together?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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