Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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