Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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