Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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