he puts the penis in happiness.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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