So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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