My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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