Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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