fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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