I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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