Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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