: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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