Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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