He is an equal opportunity slut.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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