if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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