I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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