Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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