playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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