I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
bring money and cleavage
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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