she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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