just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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