i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i need some magic done to my vagina
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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