Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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