I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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