im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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