just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
BRING THE BAGELS
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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