You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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