wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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