What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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