I wish I could punch you in the face.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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