no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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