THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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