Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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