wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I hope mine doesn't look like that
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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