she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
