We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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