It's Friday. Sex?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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