just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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