Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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