I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I want a musical about memes.
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